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The New Yorker : Daily Cartoon |
“I’d invite you back, but my planet’s a mess.”
A political menagerie.
“I know it’s crowded and noisy, but isn’t it fun to get out periodically?”
“On behalf of the alumni association, congratulations on graduating! Would you like to make a donation to your alma mater today?”
“Kinda makes me feel small and insignificant, like I was the subject of a Kendrick Lamar diss track.”