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Mom: The Symposium

Topics will include the almost British accent she uses when ordering takeout and that faraway look she gets when listening to the Grateful Dead’s...

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Sarah Schmelling

Actually, I Can’t Wait for a Trump-Biden Rematch

This time around, we’ll remember to stock the appropriate amount of Xanax, anticipating that the election will take several days to call.

08.05.2024 70

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Ginny Hogan

Other Admissions in Kristi Noem’s Book

“My greatest ambition is to keep serving this great country of ours in elected office. My second-greatest ambition is to duel the Aflac duck.”

07.05.2024 40

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Emily Zauzmer

Arrow Retriever

Arrow retrieving is a young man’s game. First your back and elbows go, from the constant tugging. Then you get tinnitus, from the loud screaming.

06.05.2024 10

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Jack Handey

Isn’t it Byronic?

“Well, life has a funny way of / Creeping up on you when you think / Everything’s goin’ great. / Then, boom, you fall in love with your...

03.05.2024 20

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Eli Burnstein

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