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Michael Ian BlackThe Atlantic |
Now that the first Donald Trump criminal trial is reaching its end, I find myself wondering what its conclusion will mean for the upcoming...
Forgive my Scrantonese, but where the fuck is Joe Biden? As Donald Trump’s leathery mug fills the cable news networks day after day during his...
Now that Judge Juan Merchan has ruled that the World’s #1 Dad, Donald Trump, is permitted to skip a day of his criminal trial to attend his youngest...
Dear (former, best ever) President Donald Trump, We’ve had our disagreements over the years, some of them pretty bigly. But if there’s one...
As the first criminal trial against a former President of the United States gets underway, the biggest question facing both sides is this: How do you...
Kennedy got it wrong. The real Kennedy, not the nepo baby crackpot currently rasping around trying to get Trump elected. I’m talking about his...
My wife and I are on Day 3 of a weeklong cruise, and the calm waters have put me in a meditative mind. Out at sea, at the slightest remove from...
Welp, they’re debatin’ babies up at the Supreme Court again. On Tuesday, SCOTUS heard oral arguments regarding the “morning after pill,”...
It’s hard out here for a pimp. This week, representatives for sneaker salesman Donald Trump told a New York court that the fake university founder...
The mass deportations have begun! (Not yet at the border, but closer to D.C.) After installing prominent karaoke singer Lara Trump as co-chair of the...
Felon-in-waiting Donald J. Trump, for all intents and purposes secured the Republican presidential nomination this Super Tuesday. As such, it’s time...
We received some critical information regarding the 2024 presidential race this week: Joe Biden fuuuucks. In a widely disseminated (pun intended)...
We’ve got to do something about these sexy, sexy libraries. Instead of public spaces that house books and other collections that are free of charge...
My son turns 23 next week. He was born seven months before 9/11, which means his life has traced some of the most chaotic years of American history....
Former Trump senior presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway wrote a column in The New York Times this week, entitled, “Who Should be Trump’s No....
As a new Daily Beast contributor, I think it’s important to be as honest with you guys up front as I possibly can be, and so I begin my first column...
There’s at least a small chance David Grusch ends up being one of the most consequential figures in history. On June 5, the former intelligence...