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Opinion: Michael Ian Black: If Trump’s Acquitted, He’ll Be an Unstoppable Terror

Now that the first Donald Trump criminal trial is reaching its end, I find myself wondering what its conclusion will mean for the upcoming...

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Opinion: America Deserves Every Bit of This Trump Trial Depravity

15.05.2024 60

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Opinion: Michael Ian Black: Biden, Get Your Ass Out There and Make Some Headlines

Forgive my Scrantonese, but where the fuck is Joe Biden? As Donald Trump’s leathery mug fills the cable news networks day after day during his...

08.05.2024 20

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Here’s the Speech Trump Should Give at Barron’s Graduation

Now that Judge Juan Merchan has ruled that the World’s #1 Dad, Donald Trump, is permitted to skip a day of his criminal trial to attend his youngest...

01.05.2024 60

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Michael Ian Black: Trump Diapers Would Be a MAGA Phenomenon

Dear (former, best ever) President Donald Trump, We’ve had our disagreements over the years, some of them pretty bigly. But if there’s one...

24.04.2024 60

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Michael Ian Black: Trump Makes It Kind of Impossible to Be an ‘Impartial’ Juror

As the first criminal trial against a former President of the United States gets underway, the biggest question facing both sides is this: How do you...

17.04.2024 10

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Michael Ian Black: Why I Might Leave the U.S. Even if Trump Loses

Kennedy got it wrong. The real Kennedy, not the nepo baby crackpot currently rasping around trying to get Trump elected. I’m talking about his...

10.04.2024 40

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Michael Ian Black: We Should Thank Trump for Saying Horrible Things

My wife and I are on Day 3 of a weeklong cruise, and the calm waters have put me in a meditative mind. Out at sea, at the slightest remove from...

03.04.2024 6

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Michael Ian Black: Anti-Abortion Zealots Flex Their Biblical Muscles at the Supreme Court

Welp, they’re debatin’ babies up at the Supreme Court again. On Tuesday, SCOTUS heard oral arguments regarding the “morning after pill,”...

27.03.2024 20

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Michael Ian Black: Trump Going Bankrupt (Again) Is an Opportunity to Reset America

It’s hard out here for a pimp. This week, representatives for sneaker salesman Donald Trump told a New York court that the fake university founder...

20.03.2024 30

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Michael Ian Black: Trump Will Blow Up America Just Like He Blew Up the RNC

The mass deportations have begun! (Not yet at the border, but closer to D.C.) After installing prominent karaoke singer Lara Trump as co-chair of the...

13.03.2024 30

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Michael Ian Black: When Trump Rounds Up Migrants, What Will It Look Like?

Felon-in-waiting Donald J. Trump, for all intents and purposes secured the Republican presidential nomination this Super Tuesday. As such, it’s time...

06.03.2024 20

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Michael Ian Black: Donald Trump, Jr. is Triggered by Biden Having a Sex Life

We received some critical information regarding the 2024 presidential race this week: Joe Biden fuuuucks. In a widely disseminated (pun intended)...

28.02.2024 20

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Michael Ian Black: West Virginia Republicans Want to Throw Librarians in Jail

We’ve got to do something about these sexy, sexy libraries. Instead of public spaces that house books and other collections that are free of charge...

21.02.2024 8

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Michael Ian Black: Gen Z Grew Up in Complete Political Chaos and Somehow Came Out Happy

My son turns 23 next week. He was born seven months before 9/11, which means his life has traced some of the most chaotic years of American history....

14.02.2024 10

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Michael Ian Black: Kellyanne Conway Sure Looks Like She’s Auditioning to Be Trump’s Veep

Former Trump senior presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway wrote a column in The New York Times this week, entitled, “Who Should be Trump’s No....

07.02.2024 10

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Michael Ian Black: Elon Musk Makes Me Hate Myself for Loving My Tesla

As a new Daily Beast contributor, I think it’s important to be as honest with you guys up front as I possibly can be, and so I begin my first column...

31.01.2024 10

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Michael Ian Black: UFO Whistleblower David Grusch Is My Hero of 2023

There’s at least a small chance David Grusch ends up being one of the most consequential figures in history. On June 5, the former intelligence...

26.12.2023 10

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