WHO wouldn’t jump at the chance to use public transport if, it has to be said, it was safe, peaceable and well-ordered - the way it used to be?

Because, let’s face it, driving yourself anywhere these days is an ordeal.

A friend sent me a photograph by WhatsApp the other day – you may have received it too, because it’s currently doing the rounds.

It shows a small hatchback driving in the rain somewhere in the vicinity of the Kinsale Road roundabout with what appears to be a large bundle of big wooden stakes protruding several feet out from the boot, and also through the open front passenger window.

Major traffic hazard.

Was this driver stopped? Given the paucity of garda traffic patrols these days, who knows? More than likely not.

Someone else sent me a short video taken through the passenger window of a car. It shows a large lorry driving north through heavy rain on the M1 – dragging a boy in a shopping trolley. The boy is crouching in the trolley, holding onto the rear of the lorry with his hands. It was like something out of a horror film.

Wouldn’t you far prefer to be on a quiet, safe bus or train (if, that is, buses and trains weren’t full of pests shouting into their mobile phones, behaving like lunatics and giving aggro to passengers and staff alike?) Think about it.

This is driving in Ireland today. Anywhere in Ireland:

Motorists roaring up to you on the motorway trying to intimidate you into driving above the speed limit.

Cars tearing across motorway lanes at the last second, or charging around parked vehicles and into your side of the road, forcing you to slam on the brakes.

Speed, aggro, and a complete lack of respect for others or for the rules of the road.

I was passing a graveyard the other day. A funeral was in progress.

I wasn’t attending it myself but I was in a line of traffic that was, quite understandably, slow.

A big white van no more than two cars behind me kept honking at the vehicles in front to hurry up.

The driver tailgated us, honking and waving his fist as we wound past the cemetery. Once we were past the cemetery, the white van sedately disappeared down a side road. The callous disrespect displayed by that driver towards the mourners, the undertakers and, indeed, the poor person who was being buried was eye-watering.

We all have our traffic horror stories. We’ve all had our scares. Everyone has had a close call. And it’s showing in the accident statistics.

So far this year, nearly 65 people have died on the roads - up nearly one-third on the same period last year - and if the current upward trend in road fatalities continues, we’re looking at 200 deaths in traffic accidents by the end of the year, making it the worst year in decades for road fatalities.

The thing is, it’s nearly all preventable. According to the head of the Medical Bureau of Road Safety, which is responsible for the chemical testing of intoxicants in drivers, the top four reasons for road fatalities are speed, drivers under the influence of an intoxicant (drink or drugs), people not wearing seatbelts and “driver distraction”.

And get this. Of the 4,000 or so people who tested positive for alcohol last year, 75% also tested positive for drugs. So, we have to take it that a very significant amount of people are driving around under the influence of alcohol and drugs. Cannabis, cocaine and Valium are the most common drugs being detected.

The article I read didn’t go into the issue of “driver distraction” but we can guess. People checking their phones while driving. People texting while driving. Does any of this surprise you?

I could add a fifth reason. Purely anecdotal, of course.

GOOMWY.

Get. Out. Of. My. Way. You.

GOOMWY is an increasing characteristic of Irish motorists, particularly those driving SUVs, four-wheel drives, lorries or large vans. But not just them, either. Young motorists, male and female alike, are big GOOMWY practitioners.

Yet it seems that whoever is organising the garda traffic control rosters seems to be under the illusion that all of this driver misbehaviour, GOOMWY included, is only happening at bank holiday weekends.

Are you kidding me? It’s every weekend. And every day. And every night.

So here’s a thought. If the government made public transport more attractive – in other words, if there were actually empowered ‘marshals’ present on buses and trains to deal with the anti-social behaviour that’s taking place - more of us would use public transport. No doubt about it. Because driving a vehicle on Irish roads is becoming an ordeal.

Of course, if the government and garda management actually allowed gardaí out to effectively patrol the roads AND ensured that public transport marshals with real powers were present to ensure safe, attractive and comfortable travel for bus and train passengers... well, we wouldn’t have these problems at all, at all, would we?

Much better though to just keep beating our breasts and bewailing the ever-increasing number of road deaths.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

The way I see it, Cork TD Michael Collins has a point.

Chemical castration would address the problem of rapists re-offending more effectively than a revolving prison door. It would also act as a very effective deterrent. Just a thought.

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WHO wouldn’t jump at the chance to use public transport if, it has to be said, it was safe, peaceable and well-ordered - the way it used to be?

Because, let’s face it, driving yourself anywhere these days is an ordeal.

A friend sent me a photograph by WhatsApp the other day – you may have received it too, because it’s currently doing the rounds.

It shows a small hatchback driving in the rain somewhere in the vicinity of the Kinsale Road roundabout with what appears to be a large bundle of big wooden stakes protruding several feet out from the boot, and also through the open front passenger window.

Major traffic hazard.

Was this driver stopped? Given the paucity of garda traffic patrols these days, who knows? More than likely not.

Someone else sent me a short video taken through the passenger window of a car. It shows a large lorry driving north through heavy rain on the M1 – dragging a boy in a shopping trolley. The boy is crouching in the trolley, holding onto the rear of the lorry with his hands. It was like something out of a horror film.

Wouldn’t you far prefer to be on a quiet, safe bus or train (if, that is, buses and trains weren’t full of pests shouting into their mobile phones, behaving like lunatics and giving aggro to passengers and staff alike?) Think about it.

This is driving in Ireland today. Anywhere in........

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