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The New Yorker : Daily Cartoon |
“I know it’s crowded and noisy, but isn’t it fun to get out periodically?”
“On behalf of the alumni association, congratulations on graduating! Would you like to make a donation to your alma mater today?”
“Kinda makes me feel small and insignificant, like I was the subject of a Kendrick Lamar diss track.”
“I’d like you to imagine my client as a family man and not a radioactive, city-stomping, enormous, mutated lizard.”
“Of course, the technology has the potential to destroy mankind, but, on the plus side, it could make a few lucky early investors billions.”