Joan and I had dinner with our friends Al, Carl and Linda recently. Al and Carl had been members of our band Allergic To B’s before Joan and I downsized it to a duo following the pandemic. Food was ordered and eaten, stories were told and the laughter was abundant. That’s the way it is with friends of long standing. You can not meet for months, and then pick up right where you left off.

The next day, I ventured into Manhattan to reconnect with my primary acupuncturist, who has an office with a great view on Broadway. Again, we talked and shared our thoughts about current events and she finally got to meet Joan, of whom she had heard so much since we started working together.

While relating my grocery list of ailments to her, the thought occurred to me “I’m getting old.” Actually, that thought had pushed itself into my brain as I made my way to the train from the ferry. I heard the train pulling in and said out loud to myself “I’m not running.” I said the same thing to Joan on our way home. And the thought was disconcerting. I was finally acknowledging the fact that, along with going to very loud concerts and trying to get off the ground without major support, I was no longer going to run to catch a bus, a train or any other vehicle. My days of running were over.

Maybe that’s why older people are often late to affairs, I thought. Maybe they just don’t make their connections on time and they can’t rush to them anymore. Just another indicator of age catching up with you.

The next day, I went to pick up my brand new set of hearing aids. You know how much I detested the idea of having to use them, how irrefutable the evidence was that I needed them, and now, the moment had come to give them their first test run.

Oh…my goodness. I was amazed by the amount of sounds I had not been hearing. Other people’s voices sounded exactly right and centered. My own voice sounded like I was listening to myself speaking through a headset/mic. It was unnatural, but, as time went on, I got more and more used to it. Costco was the perfect place to take my aids for their first run. It is positively alive with sounds of all kinds. Using your hearing aids for the first time can be disorienting, because you are suddenly overwhelmed by sound, like going from black and white to Technicolor, from mono to 4.0 Quad Surround Sound. You realize just how much of the world has existed in a fuzzy haze around you when it’s brought into sharp focus. The problem is that, up till that point, you have no idea of what you’re missing because you have no other reference points. Your hearing is your hearing and, unless you have a test, you have nothing to compare it to.

It did NOT “cure” my tinnitus, but brought it down to much more manageable levels to the extent that I could afford not to fixate on it every second and that, after 16 years, was a blessed relief.

I was hearing nature sounds like birds squawking and dogs barking and kids playing as well as the floor boards creaking when I arrived home. I use one adjective to describe all these new sounds: “crisp.”

The difference between having the aids in and out was not as great as I feared. I thought “I could live with this.” The music I listened to, especially the classical pieces, took on a new life and clarity. I was kind of surprised and thrilled to “re-hear” beloved tunes once again.

At one point, my ears started to itch, so, with Joan’s help, I took out my aids and placed them in again. At the end of the night, I put them in their charger.

I played my first mass with hearing aids on Easter Sunday. It was quite a battle getting my aids in, but I finally did with Joan’s help. I never realized the church organ was that LOUD. Luckily, there’s a volume adjuster on both the main body of the device and the accompanying app.

Joan and I spent Easter Sunday with our daughter-in-law and grandchild. I got to watch the Taylor Swift documentary again and sing along with Immy. What a delight!

So, here’s what I have to say about the entire experience: DO IT! Statistics show a precipitous hearing loss for people (especially men) after 65. We don’t know until we know and it’s better to know than to not know. So, go get tested. If your hearing is okay, ask your hearing specialist what you can do to preserve your hearing. If your hearing has declined, ask what the options are. The aids themselves are virtually invisible, not the clunky monitors my students had to wear when I taught them back in the 1980’s. No one will know unless you tell them. And you should. You should tell them everything I just wrote and advise them, if they are 65 or older, to get their hearing checked. You may get good news. And even the bad news isn’t the end of the world.

In short, much as I adore the works of Beethoven, I would not like to go through the rest of my life like he did, sad and depressed about an irreversible condition. Now, we have electronic assistance for it. Then, it was out of the question. And yet, he managed to continue to write and perform even with his disability because he simply couldn’t stop. Musicians are like that.

Easter has come and gone. Spring is (hopefully) on its way. I wish you good health, good fortune and many happy days. And, I’ll write to you again next week. Stay well.

Hold those magnificent grey heads high! Get your hearing checked!

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Joan and I had dinner with our friends Al, Carl and Linda recently. Al and Carl had been members of our band Allergic To B’s before Joan and I downsized it to a duo following the pandemic. Food was ordered and eaten, stories were told and the laughter was abundant. That’s the way it is with friends of long standing. You can not meet for months, and then pick up right where you left off.

The next day, I ventured into Manhattan to reconnect with my primary acupuncturist, who has an office with a great view on Broadway. Again, we talked and shared our thoughts about current events and she finally got to meet Joan, of whom she had heard so much since we started working together.

While relating my grocery list of ailments to her, the thought occurred to me “I’m getting old.” Actually, that thought had pushed itself into my brain as I made my way to the train from the ferry. I heard the train pulling in and said out loud to myself “I’m not running.” I said the same thing to Joan on our way home. And the thought was disconcerting. I was finally acknowledging the fact that, along with going to very loud concerts and trying to get off the ground without major support, I was no longer going to run to catch a bus, a train or any other vehicle. My days of running were over.

Maybe that’s why older people are often late to affairs, I thought. Maybe........

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