In the car a couple of months back, my partner and I discussed a particularly gullible friend of mine.
“She’s suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect,” I told him knowledgeably. “People generally believe they are smarter and more capable than they really are.”
I like being well-read, and well-informed, and feeling slightly superior to everyone else.Credit: iStock
We sailed through the Cross City Tunnel and I silently congratulated myself. I like knowing about things like Dunning-Kruger, and logical fallacies, and Schrödinger’s cat. I like being well-read, and well-informed, and feeling slightly superior to everyone else.
But my partner looked distracted. “Why doesn’t your e-tag beep?” he asked. “I’ve never heard it beep.”
I was still thinking about how gloriously intelligent I was. “Oh, it doesn’t beep,” I said breezily. “I don’t know why. But it works. I get charged for the toll. So, it’s not a problem.”
He looked sceptical, which irritated me slightly. I’m a smart girl. And I know my car.
Later that day, I did the Wordle. After five turns, I had uncovered three of the five letters.
“C-A-something-L-something,” I muttered. I stared at the screen. There was no word that fitted. “Casle?” I wondered. “Caoly? Canlo?” It was clearly an abstruse and esoteric kind of word. The Wordle is becoming insuperable, I thought. I’m a writer, for goodness sake! My vocabulary is pretty wide. I know words like “abstruse” and “esoteric” and “insuperable”. If I couldn’t figure out the word, nobody could.
I gave up. The word was CAULK. I had never even heard of it. What in god’s name was CAULK?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,” said Stephen Hawking, “but the illusion of knowledge.”
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But this doesn’t apply to me. I know what I know – literature, philosophy, psychology, linguistics – but I also know what I don’t know. I cannot comprehend atoms, or astronomy, or blockchain. I have always been terrible at directions and geography. I cannot locate Bolivia or Kyrgyzstan on a map. I don’t even know how to spell Kyrgyzstan. I had to look it up.
Except, I couldn’t look it up. After vacuuming my floors, I’d returned to my computer to find that my home Wi-Fi had gone down. I spent over an hour on the phone to a Telstra rep, trying to sort it all out. He ran tests, he did diagnostics, and he couldn’t get a signal.
“Are you sure the router is plugged in?” he asked me, and I rolled my eyes.
“Yes, it’s plugged in.” I could see the power plug in the socket. “This happens all the time,” I told him testily. “The internet connection in my area is terrible. You need to send someone out to fix it.”
The rep booked me a service call. I thanked him wearily and hung up. Later that night, the internet magically turned back on.
“Oh my god!” I cried to my daughter. “I can’t believe it! The Wi-Fi is working!”
“Huh?” She glanced over from her laptop. “I plugged the cord back in the router. Someone must have knocked it out.”
I cancelled the Telstra man.
Last week, after several more silent toll roads, my partner searched for my e-tag. “It isn’t in the car,” he said. “You need to call up Service NSW and order another.”
A gentle reminder in the Cross City Tunnel.Credit: Tamara Voninski
“It’s in there somewhere!” I told him confidently. “I get charged every month for tolls, so it’s obviously working!”
He took a deep breath. “You know they scan number plates, right? You’ll still be charged for tolls, but you’ll be charged an extra fee for not having a tag.”
I did not know that. How could I not know that?
I rang Service NSW. Turns out, I did not have a registered e-tag. I have not had a registered e-tag for as long as their records stretched back. I have been charged an extra 50 cents for every toll road I have used (and I do like a toll road) for at least the past 18 months.
The verdict was in. I had finally been unmasked. For all my writing, for all my education, for all my critical thinking, I am actually pretty stupid.
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,” wrote Shakespeare.
He’s right, I thought. How much better would the world be if we could all appreciate our own stupidities? It is a life-changing revelation. I may indeed be a fool, but for the first time in my life, I might actually be truly wise.
Kerri Sackville is an author, columnist and mother of three. Her new book is The Secret Life of You: How a bit of alone time can change your life, relationships and maybe the world.
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